RECREATIONIST

From Schizophrenia to Nick Nolte.

• Jenane: I just learned that I have the possibility of getting schizophrenia.
• Zahra: What the f. How?
• Jenane: A study done by scientists has proven people who are born March-June have higher chances of becoming schizophrenic. Let me explain: The period in which you are conceived was during flu seasons which means the mother's body was fighting off that while the brain was developing, which might cause the gene to be developed.
• Zahra: *INCEPTION*
• Jenane: LOL, I never watched it.
• Jenane: Fascinating, right?
• Zahra: Wow u r missing out on existence, lol. But that's amazzzing.
• Jenane: I have more stuff to share with you.
• Zahra: Tell me the secrets of the universe.
• Jenane: Are you listening carefully?
• Zahra: I'm so excited I just pee'd a little.
• Jenane: Lol, cute.
• Zahra: I'm extra classy when I'm excited.
• Jenane: You're putting wrong thoughts in my head.
• Zahra: Like blowing Nick Nolte?
• Jenane: Zahra, that's disgusting, Haha.
• Zahra: Bro I know.
• Jenane: Disgusting
• Zahra: I feel disturbed just thinking about his frizzy pedophile hair.
• Jenane: I don't know who you were talking about but blowing any guy sounds disgusting.
• Zahra: "Get away from my cart" works every time.